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Disclaimer
Hey Gestapo:
The information found on this site is to be used for purely educational
purposes. Once a viewer has been exposed to the small bit of cheap lazy
code that is BPDISTRO, what they decide to do with that information is up to
them. Not BPDISTRO. Not the American Government. Though we are
overjoyed, and inspired by any acts of defiance towards the American government
we do not willfully encourage anything illegal. Hopefully someone..
someday will liberate people like you and I. Free us to a point where I do
not have to write this, and you do not have to read this. But the society
we live in (a capitalist, consumerist, fascist, racist, sexist, homophobic,
classist, and imposing one) requires this of me. Sometimes I wish I had
the power to sway people in the way the government assumes I do. But I don't.
Because you are on your mothers computer, about to go work at foot locker. You
are getting your masters in business with a anarchy backpatch.... its a sad
world folks. Oh yea... screw you 'george bush'*, have a pretzel.
Hey Angry Parents:
OK, calm down first of all...
we only teenager (just kids going through a
phase of ODD [oppositional defiance disorder] and we don't mean any of this). Secondly, anger is bad for
children so you need to fucking lighten up right this second you asshole.
Thirdly (and most seriously of all) If you are in anyway offended by the
material you or your child has seen on this website please email
us, believe it or not but we consider the youngest of children when we
write this site and make it public on the internet. I realize there are
young impressionable minds out there wandering about. You should be
extremely thankful that your
daughter/son came across our site (hopefully) before the mainstream media came
across them and in a matter of minutes taught them to hate their body, hate
people who look different than them, and told them that as long as they followed
directions they will succeed and enjoy life. blah blah here we are
criticizing the media when your still angry, apologies. As a parent it
is your job to make sure that your child grows up with morals and ethics that
are just. nothing on this website inspires anything less than just morals,
and righteous ethics. You have our personal word that your child will not
grow up to be evil, cruel, or hateful, just so long as you don't ever allow them
to be involved in any sort of oppressive occupation (be it mental, social, or physical occupations of any kind). You need to worry less about what your
child reads and more about who is teaching your child. If it is a TV, than
we're sorry, I have no ability to un-teach your child anything you have taught them,
because your television has already made him/her into the perfect consumer. Please
stop censoring your child's information, and start teaching him/her the value of
community, and the wrongness capitalism stands for. Thank you, now
please.... while your here check out the site a bit more.
* the quoted 'George Bush' the disclaimer was referring to is NOT the same as the george bush who is the commander in chief of the USA. He is a character in an inside joke who happened to pretend he almost choked on a pretzel when infact he was really shitfaced drunk and trying to lie about it to his dad. I know... its farfetched, sorry if no one (except friends) get that one... its one of those you-had-to-be-there's